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Danny Gottleib

#59: 28 Years Later's big-dick zombie is invited to Pride

Death By Consumption 6/17/25 - 6/23/25 (Is the word "dick" in the subject line going to send this to spam? We're about to find out!) It is the surface of the sun outside, which means Cuomo voters should stay inside and practice

#58: It was the best of actresses, it was the worst of actresses

Death By Consumption 6/10/25 - 6/16/25 Can anyone help me figure out if it's a bad thing that our dementia-addled diaper-wearing President vaguely threatened to nuke a city of 10 million people in the middle of the night? That seems really bad! I'

#57: A new bombshell has entered couple's therapy

Death By Consumption 6/3/25 - 6/9/25 It's just so interesting that so many people always want to support a protest, if only it were done in the right way. Black Lives Matter used divisive slogans. Columbia protestors were, I don't know, ruining

#56: Straight people know about Kate Berlant?

Death By Consumption 5/27/25 - 6/2/25 Last week, my therapist casually suggested that I read so many books to avoid "being inside your own story," and compared it to the way alcoholics drink to shut off their own minds. LOL it was very rude

#55: Another summer, and Tom Cruise is still insane

Death By Consumption 5/20/25 - 5/26/25 Summer has arrived, and my armpits are already having a terrible time! The rest of me, so far, is loving it, but I know we're quickly steering into the days where I just sweat for 2-3 months nonstop,

#54: The Final Destination was the Friendship we made along the way

Death By Consumption 5/13/25 - 5/19/25 I guess I should mention up front that it is my birthday today, which always makes me feel like a child when I have to acknowledge it. I'm the princess today! Treat me as such. Anyway, I'

#53: I support the celeb travel show industrial complex

Death By Consumption 5/6/25 - 5/12/25 Does anyone have a luxurious house with a pool you're not using over Memorial Day weekend, and would you like to lend it to me? I just think that would be really nice. Sound off in the replies

#52: I was in the presence of Andrew Scott

Death By Consumption 4/29/25 - 5/5/25 Well well well, if it isn't 1 year of Death By Consumption. A whole year of consuming things, and so far I haven't died! I started this as a thing I just wanted to do for

#51: Have you considered going for a long walk and eating good food?

Death By Consumption 4/22/25 - 4/28/25 Look, some weeks I'm very timely with my cultural experiences, and other weeks it's a mishmash of 90s Spanish sexual melodramas and 50s Swedish art films. But that's the agony and the ecstasy of

#50 (for real this time): Vampires and zombies and Jax Taylor, oh my

Death By Consumption 4/15/25 - 4/21/25 (Last week's email was accidentally labeled #50, but it was actually #49. I just love round numbers, and I'm very impatient! Someday, perhaps, I will have an editor.) Ladies, how have you enjoyed the first week